Chubby Boobs

You have come to the right place to cum when you need your clothes altered. Why, that's our good friend at XLGirls.com. Bailey Santanna is well-known in this neighborhood for her skill at tailoring. Bailey will first need to measure your inseam with her tape measure, the one that she uses to measure her tits every morning. Bailey kneels before you and does her tailor thing. It's rare in the everyday world that a girl will be kneeling before you like this unless you get a lot of blow jobs during work. There aren't many shoe shine girls left or female clerks in a men's shoe store. Bailey is a better substitute for a crusty male tailor helping you. The blonde sexbomb thinks your pants are way too snug for your package and advises you that it would be beneficial to measure your rod also.

She wraps her palm around your bloated shaft and pumps it, using her free hand to measure it better. She starts jerking you. Time to fuck her tits! Is this a tailor's shop or a sperm donation center? It looks like you have found the gal of your dreams, especially if you need a lot of trouser adjustment and suffer the heartbreak of blue balls often.

Chubby Boobs

Bailey Santanna is the rockin' receptionist at radio station K-JUGS. At this station, all the women have huge tits. We're not saying that big tits and asses are the only reasons K-JUGS is the #1 radio station in Miami but those inches add up. Know what we mean?

When a visiting rock and roll dude shows up at the station, Bailey creams her jeans and gets all flushed with erect nipples and clit. She's ripe for the plucking and fucking. The rocker knows all the signs of female submission to the trouser snake and moves in for the boff, screwing the hell out of Bailey right there on her desk in the middle of the day. But it's okay. Bailey drained his nuts on her lunch hour. Now that's a great employee!

Bailey goes Vintage

The crowd outside Bailey Santanna's chateau grows restless. When will this busty aristocrat make an appearance at her window and flash her tits, or as the French call 'em, "les gros seines." Bailey is defiant with this rabble. "Let them eat slit," she says haughtily, fanning her hot pussy. Where's Jean Valjean when he's needed? Bailey liked dressing for this Voluptuous pictorial. She enjoys wearing costumes and role playing. "On an average day, I'll dress like any other grungy San Francisco kid, but if it's a good party, I'll be in some really crazy costume because that's my job.
I make costumes," Bailey said. She goes to the Burning Man desert festival for their annual freak out. "Burning Man has a fashion style. It's like lots of fur, legwarmers and arm warmers. Lots of bizarre costumes. Little hats with kitty ears and stickers on the ears. Little pajamas that are like kitty pajamas with tails on them and stuff. Crazy space-girl skirts. It's kind of a bizarre mish-mash. Actually, usually I spend a few days going pretty much naked because it's really, really hot, and that's one of the few places you can be naked the whole time. And the other half of the time, I'll wear big fur jackets with crazy costumes." The naked part sounds really good.

Big Beautiful and Busty

Bailey Santanna! She was gone for a long time but now she's back. And blonde. And going all the way. In her September '09 Voluptuous interview, Bailey said, "Now that I'm a little older, I'm definitely not looking for [virgin guys]. I'm not ruling them out, but experience is definitely good. Plus, I don't know if I can handle 18-year-old boys anymore. I like men my age or older. I like a guy who knows how to pay rent." Speaking of rent payments, Bailey pays the price in this new Voluptuous Theater video with her tits, mouth and hot pussy. In exchange for not evicting her, the sleazy landlord gets to spray her with his hot cum. In this time of mortgage disasters, investment swindles and real estate collapses, there are some assets that hold their value. Like big, fuckable jugs and a Rubenesque, squeezable ass. Watch and enjoy the wonders of Bailey in "Special Rental Rates For Big Boobed Hotties" now playing in Voluptuous Theater.

Reappearing Act

"I love going back to my high school reunion," says Bailey Santanna in her full-length interview in Galleries. "It's like, 'I showed you guys!' It was weird because I wasn't very popular in high school, but I've run into tons of people after high school, and then they all wanted to go out with me. Not during high school. I think I was too much to handle in high school. I had the biggest boobs by far in the entire school my senior year, and I'm short. Five-foot-four. Even teachers had a hard time talking to me sometimes!" Once again, another victim of boob prejudice is vindicated.