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Big Breasted redhead
Big-boobed girls are encouraged to eat healthier foods at SCORELAND. We urge them to stay away from the unhealthy, sugar-filled junk and the convenience store pastries, and to sample the bountiful gifts of the earth, such as melons, pears and more melons. And more melons plus apples that remind you of a chick's ass. Fortunately, Jenna Valentine agreed with us. Here she is showing us the fruits of her afternoon photo session.
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It was very gratifying to see Jenna savor the natural goodness of Mother Nature's gifts. We're referring to her creamy, gorgeous tits. It's also fruitful to see Jenna... Click for more Big Tits! |
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Floppy Tits
Jenna is only 5’3” but on film, she looks much taller. The towering shoes help, of course. Still, she looks like she’s 5’8” or taller. With 36FF cups on a petite frame, Jenna is a breastman’s dreamgirl with her creamy white skin, a shapely ass and pin-up girl legs, and has earned thousands of fans on SCORELAND. In this layout, that pale, smooth flesh under the old-skool black stockings
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and garters stands out even more. Jenna has a spoofy sense of humor that’s reminiscent of Julie Brown from the movie Earth Girls Are Easy and Kristen Wiig from Saturday Night Live. The addition of a Pussy of... Click for more Big Tits! |
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Topless Carwash
Our well-developed auto body buffer in this SCORELAND show is none other than lovely Jenna Valentine who has turned car washing into a piece of performance art. Jenna doesn't do this for just anyone, so consider yourselves touched, or in this case, soaked, by an angel. It's hard to understand why the auto industry wastes billions on idiotic TV commercials when they could simply hire Jenna and her chesty friends and make some really good commercials. These people don't know what good is. Check out the video version of Auto Body in Voluptuous Theater.
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Open Wide
Jenna Valentine was the "spooky Goth girl" in high school. "The jocks would actually throw candy at me and make fun of me. . I mean, I think that they made fun of me to look cool, but like, who the fuck throws candy? I think that's a total waste. I would have just eaten that Snickers bar. But now they hit on me and they all want to fuck me and it's super weird. They used to be super mean to me." That's true. Now she's grown up beautifully to become the super-hot, non-spooky Goth chick every dude wants to lay pipe with. (The underlying lesson here is be nice to all chicks because ya never know. There's a lot to be said for spooky Goth chicks.) Jenna wants to win Model of the Year next year.
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She's got the drive to make it happen. Jenna has blogged on the SCORELAND Blog and drops by often. This living doll did a Blog piece on the On Location Grand Bahama special (it includes pictures!). This retro pictorial in the style of late '50's-early '60's men's mag nudie-glam will provide long hours of Jenna satisfaction. |
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Goth
Jenna Valentine is one of SCORELAND's most popular freshwomen and her recent takeover of Grand Bahama island with a group of special friends cemented her popularity. She wants to win Voluptuous and SCORE Model of the Year next year. Many will be pulling for her. Committed to the glam and retro way of posing, Jenna's unlikely to take the hard road Shione Cooper and Jayden Prescott have but with Jenna's face and bod, just getting naked skin is a cause for happiness within the Boob Community.
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"I attract a lot of people," Jenna told us in her interview. "Guys hit on me all the time, but honestly, I attract a lot of girls. I mean, I've been out and had a girl come up to me and grabbed my boobs and was like, ‘Sorry, I had to do that,' and walked away and I was just like, ‘Whoa!' Chicks are pervs. I think it's because we are the same sex that it is not as violating to me. Because if a guy came up to me and just grabbed my boobs, I would honestly punch him in the crotch. That is just super inappropriate. But if I am out and a girl comes up to me and grabs my boobs, I really can't be mad about it because I want to do the same thing sometimes. Girls are super pervs! Especially if they have small boobs and have never felt big boobs before, they just come up and feel that and they are like, ‘I love them.'" |
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The Other Side of Jenna
"To be honest, lingerie doesn't fit me," Jenna said. "It won't fit my boobs. I've tried to find sexy lingerie and it just looks silly. My boobs don't fit. If I am going out to a club or a show, I wear super-tight corsets. I love corsets. So, corsets, short skirts...I always show cleavage. Like, obviously, not if I am going to the grocery store. Then I cover up. I just want to go in there, get my snacks and get out."
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Is Jenna the aggressor in a relationship? "I am the laid back one. I like being dominated. I am really bad at making first moves. Especially with girls. I am more shy around girls than I am with guys. Women are more intimidating. I can go up to a guy and say that I think they are hot and ask for his number. But if it's a hot chick, I act like a boy going through puberty." |
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Bra Collection
Scoreland writes "Here's something you don't see every day of the week. A suitcase full of brassieres hung out on a clothesline, under the supervision of no less a gorgeous, bra-filling delight than Jenna Valentine, resident goddess of Boob Valley, California. We did something similar years ago with a model named Amy Clifford in May '99 V-Mag, though not as elaborate as Jenna's brapalooza.
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More recently, in February '07 SCORE, Crystal Gunns tried on several hooter-holsters against a backdrop of big bras on an indoor clothesline. Jenna tries on a selection and after you see a few pictures, you'll agree that she was meant to model bras in catalogs and Sunday newspapers. In fact, if we sold bras in the eBoobStore, we'd hire Miss Valentine in a heartbeat. Her soft, creamy, veiny double-F titties are meant to have the comfiest support possible. There's a lot of great photos in our Bra Special section in Galleries but this is one of the best bra photo shoots yet. We call it "The Field of Bra Dreams," a land where sweatermeat slings await harvesting by beautiful busties. King of brassieres Mr. Frederick would have approved.
Movie: Jenna in the bath |
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Pale Boobs
One of the great discoveries of the year. Jenna Valentine's big, beautiful bazoomas is matched only by her big sense of humor about the world around her. Serious and fun-loving at the same time, fatally-cute Jenna is a make-up artist by profession but she's too busty and beautiful not to continue modeling for a long time to cum. "No one in my family has big boobs. I am the only one. My mom (who's a MILF by the way, guys!) is super petite. She's 5' and 100 lbs. (Now you know where I get my epic height from.) But my boobs? No idea.
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Beach Babe
We think that we should start off this video with a little bit of boobformation about the pale-skinned, 36H wonder, Jenna Valentine. The first thing you should know is that Jenna has never gone hotter and nastier than she does in this video. That's right, this lovely California dream only modeled topless and never showed you the sexy goods below...until now. Only in this exclusive video will you see Jenna in all her horny splendor, massaging her breasts with lotion, slapping them around and then, (Thank goodness!) peeling off her thong and working her marvelous pink clam with her fingers until she cums. Maybe it was the fresh air in the Bahamas that prompted this sexy lady to go wild.
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Sweater Tester
There's no more appropriate time than a Valentine's weekend to present a walking, talking Valentine gift. Her name is Jenna Valentine and you learned about her first on the SCORELAND Blog with a short interview video that drew many comps and props. Jenna makes her Voluptuous mag debut in the May '10 edition in a few weeks from now. She's a make-up artist who's into Friday The 13th marathons, loves to go to the latest horror movie, enjoys trips with girlfriends to the nail salon. "I do not understand sports at all and I'm the least athletic girl you could ever meet. The only way I've ever been dragged to a baseball game is with the promise of good food and alcohol. If you bought me a Margarita and ice cream at a Dodgers game, I guess I'd have no choice but to agree to go!"
When Jenna's at home, she says she tends to lounge around without a stitch. When she goes out, she says it's all about "Cleavage, cleavage and more cleavage. Sometimes unintentionally," says Jenna, a living porcelain doll with perfect, ivory-white skin, a sexy, pretty face and body and perky, pointy nipples. "I have a hard time finding clothes that fit over my boobs. I'm all about super-cute dresses, fishnets, a cute pair of flats and amazing accessories." Once you tear yourself away from this introductory pictorial, head on over to SCORE Theater and see Jenna's video, "A Sweater Valentine."
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